Age: 32 (although he doesn't admit it)
Height: 6’
Build: Athletic skater boy
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Shaggy blond-brown
Profession: All and none
Residence: 3 BR in East Village
Meeting Synopsis: He is the guy you notice when you enter the room. Tall, confident with a nice smile. When you are talking with him you find yourself staring at his perfectly white teeth wondering how regularly a person can use Crest Whitestripes without damaging their gums. On the inside, your inner high school self is jumping up and down that the cutest guy in the room is talking to you... inviting you outside... where your "cigarette break" turns into a sidewalk kiss-fest...
Relationship Details: No long term aspirations. Most relationships last from 2am-4:30am on a Saturday night.
Deal-Breaker: When you find out he's made out with three of your girlfriends, he is red flagged. Avoid at all costs, but continue talking about him with your other kissed girlfriends.
1 comment:
Sounds like a guy I kissed... Wonder if he's the same one...
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