Monday, January 09, 2006

Seven Funeral Sunday

Seven pairs of shoes, pumps, sneakers and the alike, who all specialized in making a snob look a bit snobbier, died on Sunday at their home in Manhattan.

The cause was long walks, cement and overuse, said their loving owner, Snob.

"Each pair of those lovely shoes will be missed", said a close neighbor that lives at Nine West," each one of them had a special place in the hearts and feet of the fashion-forward."

Snob's collection was seven less until recently, when four brand new pairs of stunning shoes were added to her Collection late Monday.

While those shoes can never be replaced, the dearly departed are survived by an overwhelming majority of kitten heels, stilettos, boots, and the casual pair of sneakers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would just like to celebrate the seasonal shoe sale at Barney's! Two new pairs of gorgeous Blahniks and one adorable pair of Marc Jacobs heels have been added to my shoes collection. Thank you Barney's!!!! You rock! Everyone should check it out:) Every girl deserves new shoes once a season...ok so maybe more than once, but who's counting... Cheers to fabulous shoes!

Unknown said...

Kitten heels are my absolute favorite heels!

(funny post)